• Who is Jessica Cohen! And does Alex Balk really have his eye on her job? Seems unlikely, since his job is the same as her job! And I sympathize with poor Jessica for always getting the "h" in her last name that forever seems to drop out of mine.
• But hey, Alex doesn't need Jessica's job! He's already managing editor at Gawker, which I thought was my job! Oh well, easy come, easy go. "It is time for strategic thinking about new media's direction with Gawker as the unfortunate centerpiece," says the astute blogger at the aforementioned link. So true! Let us know when you're capable of thinking!
• The important thing, though, is that Jessica's most lasting legacy is secured: the eternal application of "Already Over" to anything that ever changes at Gawker. Silly bloggers! Gawker is always already over.
