Bury me with my knives when I die, boy, you hear?
Because I run a phenomenally successful website, I get lots of fan mail, or what insensitive people refer to as "spam." Today I received a very personal missive that read:
I was just browsing around your site.
Would you consider adding a link to us on your website?
We have over 4600 knife products with one of the largest online knife selections in the world.
http://www.bladecrazy.comI would love to hear back from you,
Ken Burks
Knife Enthusiast & Professional
BLADECRAZY.COM
I was intrigued to visit Blade Crazy Dot Com and learn more about knife enthusiasm as a profession. Which of course led me to the associated Blade Crazy Blog, whose current top entry is entitled, "In the event of your death, what will happen to your knives?"
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Our UES apartment is pretty large, but I've always complained that we don't have a balcony like all the higher floors. Who's got the balcony now, bitches? That would be ME: 20,000 square feet of elevated outdoor space -- complete with trees! -- courtesy of the bridge scaffolding now encircling the building just below my window. Sure, by next week it'll be covered in dust, chemicals, and high-pressure hydro backwash, but meantime I'll be grilling out with all the new pals I met at the Jimmy Buffett concert last night. Suck it, Brooklyn.
